All kidding aside while I’m still figuring out the whole gender thing I’m definitely not A Man and it sucks to be repeatedly misgendered just bc you have a fucked up sense of humor lmao

thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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iamnotlanuk:

it would be really funny if a cop did shoot Yrump when arresting him because it would create the most interesting discourse from Blue lives matter boot lickers like I mean this in a mad scientist curiosity way

This kinda already happened with Jan 6th and the capitol police but trump getting by merked by a cop would create so much cognitive dissonance among people like my aunt it would rip a hole in space time

thesurestthing:

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Image ID: yellow bumper sticker that says “horn if you’re honky” in all capital black block letters

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heedra:

heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

pll are tagging this post with things like ‘ooh i want to meet a woman like this’ or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.

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Someone put a community label on the butthole post what a fucking coward lmao

I just wanna lay my head on a man’s boob and go to sleep I’m so tired and horny but mostly tired 😭

statisticalcats2:

It’s actually completely ok to be attracted to a fat person because they’re fat. You’re not inherently disrespecting them by not ignoring and actively appreciating their fatness. You don’t see the same level of scrutiny towards people who have preferences about hair color or height or facial hair. Having a preference doesn’t mean you dehumanize people who have the feature you’re attracted to.

When you’re not forcing them to do or be anything they don’t want to be, there’s nothing inherently immoral about being attracted to specific physical traits.

Stop treating fatness as a trait that people are attracted to other people in spite of. Stop treating fat people like they’re undesirable and any attractions towards them is inherently suspicious. Especially if you’re acting like this is somehow for the benefit of fat people.

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bethany-sensei:

ysabelmystic:

Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

Stay safe, y’all.

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gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

a post: it’s okay to be fat

responses: yes AND it’s okay to be skinny too!!! women are gorgeous even if they CAN’T gain an ounce 💜 now I’m not comparing this to fatphobia at all 🥺 but people assume things of me all the time just because I’m 😡 thin 😡 and that isn’t right either. it’s just more assumptions and exclusion ❤️ anyway not to detract from the OP at all but just remember that thin women are soooooo valid

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sorry

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allthingsobrien:

i love laszlo so fucking much

ostdrossel:

I love it when the wildlife gardens along with me 💕 Happy World Honey Bee Day, and I am extending this to all the helpful pollinators.

yesbothways:

kallistoi:

dogposts:

one of the best haircut videos i have seen (via)

[image description: a video of a tiny, fluffy dog getting a haircut. at the end, the groomer puts the dog in little sunglasses and a little cowboy hat.]

I have never seen a dog love a haircut this much.  

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